Axl rose meets the Jihadis
Axl Rose meets the Jihadis
The Doors slammed open .The men with beards stormed out fiercely chanting Allah-u-Akbar and marching down the street. They cried in anguish and heated fury and with pointed determination as the flags of Islam flew in the air. The atmosphere around changed into a violent sound chamber.The Jihadis marched towards the city " Kaffirs" ( non-beleivers) along the way. The anger was felt by the people around who shut the doors to them. It clearly didnt matter to them. They continued their chants in fury, while they were walking towards their target... the White House.
The officials at the White House were monitoring the situation and realized they would not be able to stop this group from coming to the White House and causing trouble and also that would mean taking action on them which would stir a nationwide protests by human rights and the Muslim Community which would be a hassle to deal with. They did'nt want to take that route, what else could they do? How could they stop it. They thought about it for some time. One of them came up with an idea .He said there was a person he knew who could stop the Jihadis. So he got up to make a phone call. The others wanted to know who he was calling. At that moment, there was a big sound they heard. The Jihadis had reached the White House.
Amidst slogans and shouts , the Jihadis were burning effigies of the President in the streets and violent outbursts, -
suddenly they spotted an object in the distance. It was black in colour and was moving towards them. The object came closer to them and they saw it was a limousine, completely black in colour. As the limousine came near, they could see a figure on the limousine, standing erect .... a human figure. He looked like a king with a turban in the dark, but as he came to the light nearby, it was a bandanna he wore. In a jacket of royalty he stood , with pants that looks like underpants. The Jihadis looked on curiously, as this man held a cigarette in his right hand and took a puff . The smoke around him cleared off. Axl, it was ..... Axl rose.
Throwing off the cigarette, axl picked up the mike and shouted
Axl : I say, whats up .... Washington Trouble. Axl rose in the house
Crowd : Heeeyyyy ... (with Chants) .. Allah-u - Akbar.. Allah -u - Akbar.
Axl : So , I see you want to create some action at the White House, don't you ?
Now, among the crowd was the Headman named Ali.
Crowd : Yessssssss!!!!!, god willing
Axl: God willing, how do you know if he,s willing ? did you ask him
Ali : yes , he is ... the laws of allah are true and we will follow them. We will attack the white house and make it the
White Mosque.
Axl: The White Mosque??? you sayyy ... are you on drugs?? I do the stuff a lot.
Ali : No, not drugs, just rugs that we sell for cheap prices
Axl : Well, I don't sleep on rugs, but what the heck ..man. I say ..... i'd buy one to wipe my feet.
Crowd : yes , we all sell rugs at 49th street , take a left turn and you can have a lot of choices for rugs.
Ali: Thats for later, right now we have to do what we have come here for . We see that the United States is diving on
the waves of corruption, and that our safety is at risk as citizens. So we want to take on the White House as we
feel that the United States is not doing its best. We will take over and eastablish Shariah Law which will be very
effective.
Axl: Oh, you mean like you will behead people with pen-knives for petty crimes.
Ali: You don't know much about Shariah law, mr rose
Axl : ( taking a sip from the vodka he just ordered) I know enough to not want to know more about it.
Crowd: ( shouting Chants ) Kill axl, Behead Axl
Ali: Yes, you are challenging us . How dare you say something like that about Shariah Law
Axl : Well, how dare you disrespect the flag of the nation that has given you a good life. You burn it up and mock the country.
Ali: we want to make this country better
Axl: In what way? By putting in the same laws which you ran away from. DO you want the United States to turn into
the same barbaric prison you come from. If so, why did you come here.you should have stayed back there.
Ali : But what is good over her ? we are still getting shot by gangsters in the street, women are being looked at in a
wrong manner, drugs, alcohol, prostitution go on just like other lands.
Axl: Yes , that is right ... we are not perfect, but we are much better. Because immediate action is taken by cops and
criminal are persecuted for comitting crimes
Ali: How fast would that be? the cops either wait for justice or the criminal gets unfair convictions.
Axl: so what do you want us to do. Cut a mans hand for stealing bread.
Axl had hit some high flame arrows with his words. The crowd got more agitated and violent, and weapons were showing. But Axl being the master showman was used to this. He had anticipated it, that was just his nature. But being
with fans and being with violent mob rioters was another thing. So the cops and bodyguards came in to protect Axl.
Ali: Shariah law is the best !!!!!
Axl: Maybe you got a point .... you see, Shariah law has a good part like whipping and public humiliation. I like to do that too. You know, Dizzy reed my drummer. I kick him in the balls many times.
Crowd( suddenly surprised) and they stopped chanting
Ali: That is something we do not do, but we really like the punishment and will make a note of it.
Axl: Shariak law is really good on these parts. Whipping is somethign I would like to do as Shariah service, and would not like to leave the women. I love bashing women too.
Ali: We hit them with canes , sticks and do many things as we can dominate them. You re like a brother.
Axl: Yeah .... I'm your brother. I like your energy, its very passionate stuff. Youre like a guns "n" roses audience.
Ali: Axl, we are happy that you have come to us and you agree with us in some ways. But we have something to do ,
and you will have to make way for us, for the good of the world
Axl: Don't ask me to make way for you people, because if I do, its going to be for your doom. You see, the road
behind is full of solidiers who are waiting to capture all of you, and not even one of you will be left to go.
They will torture you on this very road, and they will continue torturing you in a place called guantanamo.
You look violent, but you seem to be good working folk. So don't bring this on yourself.
Ali : we are ready to die for this.
Axl: you will not die, you will live wishing every moment that you were dead. now do you want that on your head.
Though Ali was not afraid, the crowd seemed to panic. There was a quiet silence among the crowds, theweapons dropped and they started moving back.
Ali: we must not give up, friends. we will definitely take over. You must beleive in yourself, we can make it.
The Crowd was not stopping. Ali tried to peruade them but the crowd was not stopping
Ali(sadly): Oh , what has happened. How will we get to our goal? who will we take over and put in the right ful laws?
what will happen , brothers. What about the reward for the good work. We are promised 72 virgins in
heaven. will we get them
Axl rose: ( speaking to the crowd) Hey ..... Hey people. Please stop.Thought this has been a political problem, but I do like you people. I've loved your energy and your drive to come out here. So I'd really like this to wind up on a good note. So I've got something for you
Three trucks come up loaded with burgers and coke, to where the crowd is, and the crowd start to have their fill and enjoy themselves.
Axl: Help Yourself !!!!!
Crowd: ( happy with the hospitality) Axl!!!! Axl!!!! Axl!!!!Axl rose
Axl: Now I did hear you talking about your reward of 72 virgins in heaven. It seems that I just have the song that might cheer you up regarding that
So Axl in his usual style, let out a loud scream and began to sing the song, with the crowd cheering him on.
If you want to know the song, axl sung to the crowds , check the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
The Doors slammed open .The men with beards stormed out fiercely chanting Allah-u-Akbar and marching down the street. They cried in anguish and heated fury and with pointed determination as the flags of Islam flew in the air. The atmosphere around changed into a violent sound chamber.The Jihadis marched towards the city " Kaffirs" ( non-beleivers) along the way. The anger was felt by the people around who shut the doors to them. It clearly didnt matter to them. They continued their chants in fury, while they were walking towards their target... the White House.
The officials at the White House were monitoring the situation and realized they would not be able to stop this group from coming to the White House and causing trouble and also that would mean taking action on them which would stir a nationwide protests by human rights and the Muslim Community which would be a hassle to deal with. They did'nt want to take that route, what else could they do? How could they stop it. They thought about it for some time. One of them came up with an idea .He said there was a person he knew who could stop the Jihadis. So he got up to make a phone call. The others wanted to know who he was calling. At that moment, there was a big sound they heard. The Jihadis had reached the White House.
Amidst slogans and shouts , the Jihadis were burning effigies of the President in the streets and violent outbursts, -
suddenly they spotted an object in the distance. It was black in colour and was moving towards them. The object came closer to them and they saw it was a limousine, completely black in colour. As the limousine came near, they could see a figure on the limousine, standing erect .... a human figure. He looked like a king with a turban in the dark, but as he came to the light nearby, it was a bandanna he wore. In a jacket of royalty he stood , with pants that looks like underpants. The Jihadis looked on curiously, as this man held a cigarette in his right hand and took a puff . The smoke around him cleared off. Axl, it was ..... Axl rose.
Throwing off the cigarette, axl picked up the mike and shouted
Axl : I say, whats up .... Washington Trouble. Axl rose in the house
Crowd : Heeeyyyy ... (with Chants) .. Allah-u - Akbar.. Allah -u - Akbar.
Axl : So , I see you want to create some action at the White House, don't you ?
Now, among the crowd was the Headman named Ali.
Crowd : Yessssssss!!!!!, god willing
Axl: God willing, how do you know if he,s willing ? did you ask him
Ali : yes , he is ... the laws of allah are true and we will follow them. We will attack the white house and make it the
White Mosque.
Axl: The White Mosque??? you sayyy ... are you on drugs?? I do the stuff a lot.
Ali : No, not drugs, just rugs that we sell for cheap prices
Axl : Well, I don't sleep on rugs, but what the heck ..man. I say ..... i'd buy one to wipe my feet.
Crowd : yes , we all sell rugs at 49th street , take a left turn and you can have a lot of choices for rugs.
Ali: Thats for later, right now we have to do what we have come here for . We see that the United States is diving on
the waves of corruption, and that our safety is at risk as citizens. So we want to take on the White House as we
feel that the United States is not doing its best. We will take over and eastablish Shariah Law which will be very
effective.
Axl: Oh, you mean like you will behead people with pen-knives for petty crimes.
Ali: You don't know much about Shariah law, mr rose
Axl : ( taking a sip from the vodka he just ordered) I know enough to not want to know more about it.
Crowd: ( shouting Chants ) Kill axl, Behead Axl
Ali: Yes, you are challenging us . How dare you say something like that about Shariah Law
Axl : Well, how dare you disrespect the flag of the nation that has given you a good life. You burn it up and mock the country.
Ali: we want to make this country better
Axl: In what way? By putting in the same laws which you ran away from. DO you want the United States to turn into
the same barbaric prison you come from. If so, why did you come here.you should have stayed back there.
Ali : But what is good over her ? we are still getting shot by gangsters in the street, women are being looked at in a
wrong manner, drugs, alcohol, prostitution go on just like other lands.
Axl: Yes , that is right ... we are not perfect, but we are much better. Because immediate action is taken by cops and
criminal are persecuted for comitting crimes
Ali: How fast would that be? the cops either wait for justice or the criminal gets unfair convictions.
Axl: so what do you want us to do. Cut a mans hand for stealing bread.
Axl had hit some high flame arrows with his words. The crowd got more agitated and violent, and weapons were showing. But Axl being the master showman was used to this. He had anticipated it, that was just his nature. But being
with fans and being with violent mob rioters was another thing. So the cops and bodyguards came in to protect Axl.
Ali: Shariah law is the best !!!!!
Axl: Maybe you got a point .... you see, Shariah law has a good part like whipping and public humiliation. I like to do that too. You know, Dizzy reed my drummer. I kick him in the balls many times.
Crowd( suddenly surprised) and they stopped chanting
Ali: That is something we do not do, but we really like the punishment and will make a note of it.
Axl: Shariak law is really good on these parts. Whipping is somethign I would like to do as Shariah service, and would not like to leave the women. I love bashing women too.
Ali: We hit them with canes , sticks and do many things as we can dominate them. You re like a brother.
Axl: Yeah .... I'm your brother. I like your energy, its very passionate stuff. Youre like a guns "n" roses audience.
Ali: Axl, we are happy that you have come to us and you agree with us in some ways. But we have something to do ,
and you will have to make way for us, for the good of the world
Axl: Don't ask me to make way for you people, because if I do, its going to be for your doom. You see, the road
behind is full of solidiers who are waiting to capture all of you, and not even one of you will be left to go.
They will torture you on this very road, and they will continue torturing you in a place called guantanamo.
You look violent, but you seem to be good working folk. So don't bring this on yourself.
Ali : we are ready to die for this.
Axl: you will not die, you will live wishing every moment that you were dead. now do you want that on your head.
Though Ali was not afraid, the crowd seemed to panic. There was a quiet silence among the crowds, theweapons dropped and they started moving back.
Ali: we must not give up, friends. we will definitely take over. You must beleive in yourself, we can make it.
The Crowd was not stopping. Ali tried to peruade them but the crowd was not stopping
Ali(sadly): Oh , what has happened. How will we get to our goal? who will we take over and put in the right ful laws?
what will happen , brothers. What about the reward for the good work. We are promised 72 virgins in
heaven. will we get them
Axl rose: ( speaking to the crowd) Hey ..... Hey people. Please stop.Thought this has been a political problem, but I do like you people. I've loved your energy and your drive to come out here. So I'd really like this to wind up on a good note. So I've got something for you
Three trucks come up loaded with burgers and coke, to where the crowd is, and the crowd start to have their fill and enjoy themselves.
Axl: Help Yourself !!!!!
Crowd: ( happy with the hospitality) Axl!!!! Axl!!!! Axl!!!!Axl rose
Axl: Now I did hear you talking about your reward of 72 virgins in heaven. It seems that I just have the song that might cheer you up regarding that
So Axl in his usual style, let out a loud scream and began to sing the song, with the crowd cheering him on.
If you want to know the song, axl sung to the crowds , check the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw
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